#Twitterbetter ‘cos this a break up letter

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Dear Facebook,
There is no easy way to say this. It’s been a while since I last saw you and that pretty much sums it up. It only makes sense to make it official now. We’re done. I guess this is how far it goes.
Know that the time I spent with you was the most fun time of my life. You were hip and popular, I was shy and awkward … instant chemistry, it was the case of opposites attract. You made me popular.. you found me friends. You held my hand through boring college lectures, awkward social gatherings and dull bus rides even when you were feeling a little blue. I can never forget those hot, sweaty summer breaks when I couldn’t just keep my hands off you. Even when people told me you’re no good for me, you’re just a waste of time, we stuck together. You became such an important part of my life that I woke up to the sight of you and fell asleep staring at your beaming face. Even when I got too possessive checking on you a million times a day, you only liked me better. Theres nothing I didn’t share with you, in fact you were the first I updated with the smallest of things. The memories are precious and trust me when I say, you were special.
But it’s time to move on. I have fallen for someone else now. Don’t blame me, I didn’t see it coming either. We didn’t even get along in the beginning for she was a bit hard to figure out but now, all I want to do is her. I think she is the one. I don’t mean to be mean but let’s admit it, she is way cooler. While everybody wants to be friends with you, people follow her around. That’s how amazing she is. She is sweet, short and crisp and she is wild and uninhibited. I wish you could be a little more like her, a little less uptight and a little more open. Nonetheless, I still do like you but for most part, it’s over.
I hope we stay friends.
Sincerely,
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