There is no easy way to say this. It’s been a while since I last saw you and that pretty much sums it up. It only makes sense to make it official now. We’re done. I guess this is how far it goes.
Know that the time I spent with you was the most fun time of my life. You were hip and popular, I was shy and awkward … instant chemistry, it was the case of opposites attract. You made me popular.. you found me friends. You held my hand through boring college lectures, awkward social gatherings and dull bus rides even when you were feeling a little blue. I can never forget those hot, sweaty summer breaks when I couldn’t just keep my hands off you. Even when people told me you’re no good for me, you’re just a waste of time, we stuck together. You became such an important part of my life that I woke up to the sight of you and fell asleep staring at your beaming face. Even when I got too possessive checking on you a million times a day, you only liked me better. Theres nothing I didn’t share with you, in fact you were the first I updated with the smallest of things. The memories are precious and trust me when I say, you were special.
But it’s time to move on. I have fallen for someone else now. Don’t blame me, I didn’t see it coming either. We didn’t even get along in the beginning for she was a bit hard to figure out but now, all I want to do is her. I think she is the one. I don’t mean to be mean but let’s admit it, she is way cooler. While everybody wants to be friends with you, people follow her around. That’s how amazing she is. She is sweet, short and crisp and she is wild and uninhibited. I wish you could be a little more like her, a little less uptight and a little more open. Nonetheless, I still do like you but for most part, it’s over.
I hope we stay friends.
7 billion people in the world, yet here I am sitting all alone, munching on last night’s sandwich, having a total pointless conversation with myself. So I decided to do something productive, instead and turned to internet 😀 This is what I do all day anyways and am presuming a lot of you too. In fact, it wouldn’t be wrong if I claimed internet to be my new best friend forever for it lets me rant about a bunion, swear like a sailor, stalk my crush keep a tab on my celebrity boyfriends, vent hate on random people, pervert random innocent things, has world’s cutest photo collection of kittens, is unbelievably funny and is always there to hold me down every time I want to go on a killing spree. There is nothing I don’t share with the internet and there is nothing the internet won’t tell me about. We’re that close, quite literally.
With our connection as strong as ever, I decided to reach out to people who like me like being friends with my friend. But before I delve any further into generalizing our kind and making us mainstream, let me explain it in layman’s terms who we really are.
We are the whiney, lonely, slightly mentally imbalanced, sleep deprived people trying to pass off our real world weirdness for virtual world cool. Don’t get me wrong, we are actually really a lot of fun but sadly, the world seems to have its priorities f*cked up.
Next up in our platonic love affair comes the haters, who would like nothing better than to pull the plug on our little friendship. Claiming it to be unhealthy, they call us ‘internet addicts’. But what they don’t realize is if you look at it right in all seriousness, we are the monks of the modern age living our life in solitude, having attained such powers of concentration that we can drown the outer world into irrelevance at will. All we’re waiting for now is to be bestowed with some title/honor of sort… hmm.. Knighthood of Networkingham Palace sounds nice.. what do ya say?? ;D